thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
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I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
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Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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