Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
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that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
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He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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