what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Randomize
