i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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