don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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