Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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