I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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