She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
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keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
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Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
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