Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
there's paper in my vomit.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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