the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
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I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
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Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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