Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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