Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Randomize
