Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
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