let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I wanna passion pit in your ass
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
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Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
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I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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