Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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