chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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