I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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