im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
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She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
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Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
He has the fingertips of a God
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