Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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