The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
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