So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
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have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
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My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
How many fucks given?
0.12846
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
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