my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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