Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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