So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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