I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
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yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
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............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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