Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
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