I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
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I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
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My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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