Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
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