So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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