what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
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We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
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can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.