I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.