Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
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