Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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