Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
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You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
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Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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