okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
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Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
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My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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