i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
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Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
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We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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