Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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