Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
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No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
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i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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