What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
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do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
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Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
try to milk me bitch
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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