she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
i dont even know how to be here
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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