YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
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The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
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So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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