I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
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he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
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His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
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