Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.