I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
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I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
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All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
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I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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