the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I think I am morally bankrupt
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
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We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
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My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.