is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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