I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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