Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
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lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
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At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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