I wish my penis had an off switch
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Randomize