Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
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We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
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I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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