i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
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I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
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Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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