i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
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My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
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if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
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