that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
be there in ten.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?