8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
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Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
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one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
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For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.