So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
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I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
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Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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