I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
where am i from again
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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