I wanna passion pit in your ass
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
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There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
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Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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