I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
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