Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
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