if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
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the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
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I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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