therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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